Thursday, December 11, 2008

Body after Baby

I'm not even going to get into ridiculous celebrity baby names b/c they are just obnoxious at this point. I mean Zuma Nesta its all good if your mom is bad ass Gwen Stefani and your dad is hottie Gavin Rosdale. Unfortunately, for Bronx Mowgli - your f***ed. Ashlee Simpson u tried, but failed hardcore. When it comes to celebrities and babies another rather painfully annoying topic is celeb baby weight loss. Of course, they all claim they lost all the weight due to breast feeding-I mean please people if that was the case I would be breast feeding until my kid went off to college. Or I love when they say I just don't have time to eat - You don't have time to eat, but u do have time to shop on Robertson. At least Gwyneth admits to working out like a madwomen and credits Tracey Andersen for her fab legs and killer body. So, my girl Gwyneth inspired me to buy the Tracey Andersen method DVD and work out at home, since I don't have nantourage. I was totally convinced it would change my body and help me shed those xtra lbs. I think I gave the DVD 8 minutes before I realized the following-
1) Not only can I not dance, but I cant even pretend to dance around my living room - I was like a flying idiot
2) I will never have her killer Balenciaga wardrobe or legs
3) I can never give up my Tasti D- after all, she deserves to look hot - she doesn't eat sugar.

SO, I gave the dvd the good old college try and just like college I still have the freshman15( this time from, not late night pizza and swedish fish). Here, I def thought I'm over crazy celeb baby names and their ridonculous body after babies, but I guess not b/c as soon as Wed hits I will drag my fat ass to the new stands to buy the new US weekly

Check her out, after all she did work wonders for Madge and Gwenyth
www.tracyandersonmethod.com/

LIl kisses and big hugs

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

emphamil or bubbly

I know I' m not the only one who thinks New Years Eve is the most annoying [over hyped blah blah blah] holiday possibly EVER. I'm definitely not ready to ring in the new year at the movies - a la my parents - but I'm def over waiting in line freezing my ass off in sequins at an overpriced club. I've done the whole going out to a restaurant with a group of friends, but if u ask me I would rather go to the same restaurant and eat the same meal(without the cheesy fedora) the next night for half the price. Throwing a bash is def out of the question, besides the fact that I live in a sand box. I don't need people spilling Dom P on the carpet my cutie will soon be crawling on. So, there u have my dilemma - do I overpay to hire a sitter so I can spend the night trying to find a cab along with every other person in NYC or do I celebrate new years with my two favorite people watching Ryan Seacrest and not having to dread waking up the next morn with a hang over.

cheers to emphamil

lil kisses and big hugs

Obessed much...

It doesn't take much for me to get absolutely obsessed with things(nonfat white hot chocolate from Starbucks,Current/Elliott Jeans, Gossip Girl etc). My current love affair is with the most amazing cashmere blankets from Hummingbird Lane. Serioulsy they should be on everybody's holiday wish list. I know my lil one will be sporting the football one real soon-what better for the future Tom Brady.

check out hummingbirdln.com


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